*Disclaimer: This might not be especially clever or entertaining. At the time, I thought it was but as I started to write it out I wondered if I would be the only one who would find it interesting. This is very possibly true but by then I was in too deep- and too lazy- to change it. If it's not your cup of tea- or glass of water, as it were- stay tuned for better posts. I would not do well on a desert island. And not just because I hate bugs and snakes and things covered in slime. I don't seem to do well with deprivation. I once tried to see how long I could go without talking- I lasted about three hours. I did go for a long time without watching television, which was my own version of 127 Hours , except in my version I wanted to cut my own arm off out of boredom. I also love to sit. God, how I love to sit. On anything soft and squishy- be it stuffed with coils, feathers, water, air or millions of tiny little balls- ...